1st Game of New Season = Sunday 6th September 2009 - RBFC v Gardeners Arms @ Stratton Way.
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Hello Football fans. I don't think you'll find any football here. A mixed start to the season one thinks. Being done over by last years whipping boys in opening game of the season wasn't too pleasant! But doing over our 'fierce' (Meow) rivals was pleasant. We have a decent squad this year; so lets hope it turns up occasionally so we can have a good season!
News from the summer break - Billy still has a grey cock. Custard has shit on his ear. Newman abadoned us, only to realise he can't kick a ball & then joyously came back. Trish's chest hair got thicker. The army scared Reece, so he left. CDuff fell out with Bob Hope, so MDuff kindly took him under his wing. Our gracious leader got married, Congratulations! Custard got married, Congratulations! & Le-roy is soon to be a father, Congratulations!
Have i missed anything? Oh!
& Murray had many a wank!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922428?ls
I was wandering whether your goalkeeper Mr Murray would be available for selection in my world cup squad this summer?
Nice work Andy, This is one of my favourites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48VqxUaD1rM
The funniest football link i've ever seen. Have a look. Makes Freeman look like a clinical finisher :p http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=foolandhismonkey
I only get a 7 out of 10 rating for my performance against grafton celtics? What a fucking piss take!
A couple more reports added for you 'enjoyment'. lots more to be updated - will do it when i get time. I have a life. What was that? bring it on fuckers.
Norks.
That is all.
like the photo tommy.
updating.....................................slowly. What was that? Fuck you!
We've had some poor performances in our time but this would take some beating:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8259950.stm
Update the website Doug!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVb2gbMtN3I
Better than the ghost goal??? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMzX6biSHw&NR=1
Tickle my balls.
Come on Tommy the fixtures are published mate...
Norks.
GAYS GAYS GAYS ALL OF YOU ARE GAYS GAYS GAYS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E
Well i didn't get one for the previous two seasons!
Last two match reports added! Yes i know its a bit late now! But better late than never. Archives slowly being updated......Anything else need adding? Tickle my balls.
Where's my trophy for most appearences then? 27! Or every match. That's Starts as well!
Let me know of any other stats you want & i will try & sort them.
Awards added & Stats Updated. More to come tomorrow. Why did offer to do this site?
Pics updated in Good Times!
I am slowly updating site. " match reports yet to come. Final League table to be added. Stats etc to be updated.
freeman needs to apply for big brother, he would be great - jade goody's natural successor,comedy gold!!
And also nice handprint on left cheek!!
Gardners Arms match report added.
News Updated.
Flitwick Eagles match report added. More tomorrow hopefully! Unless i'm distracted. Fuck you all! Stick it. Swivel. Happy days. Heavy. Peace.
Fixtures/results & League table updated. I am working on the match reports now! You bastards.
UPDATE THE WEBSITE TOMMY!
A muppet is a cross between a mop and a puppet.
who the fuck is this scum muppet
duff rules the world and everyone knows it!!!!
duff u dick head
i see we got some mature people wrighting now lol i wish i be like them
go fuck yourself twat and fuck your mum again with your dad fucking your arse.
all u who play for the rose are fucking shit ur all shit at football and a bunch of wankers good nite
and where is the match report for flitwick eagles?
and the last match report was funny no way did mike write that got be the brains off the boy from australia
News tatsefully Updated as usual. I liked your stack on sunday. That was humurous.
There should be at least 1 comedy moment in every match report from now on.
Wootton Park Rangers Match Report Added
Goldington Athletic Match Report Added!
Custard, we won 3-2! Look it clearly states that top left!! open your eyes! It would have helped if you opened your eyes on sunday, then you would have been in the correct position to cover & they wouldn't have scored a 2nd would they!
i do
Brilliant, we won 3-0! That means I must have dreamt Pav letting that goal in and Tommt getting completely raped for the second one.
Not that I normally dream of Tommy being raped.
Fixtures/results & league table updated. Match reports to be done either tomorrow or tuesday. I have two days off so have plenty of time to do them. It takes me a long time. It takes me a long time to understand what Freeman has actually written. Then i have to spend a long time translating it into something that normal humans can understand. I think we would be better off if Luke wrote the reports.
Heavy.
Just a reminder: All of you are gays. They are singing about you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E
Hope thats cleared up the situation.
Guess what...............they still haven't been done! Would do them now, but mummy needs the computer. There is always tomorrow..............
Yes, i am expecting jokes aimed at my mother now. I am used to them. Its the price you pay for belonging to a good looking family. I am good looking - before any of you ask "what the fuck happened to you then??"
Me old bamboo.
Dear Humorous people,
You will be delighted to know that i have updated the news, fixtures/results & league table. You won't be as delighted to know that i have yet to write up the last two match reports. To be butcher i care not for your thoughts, let alone feelings, couple this with the fact that i am considerably harder (In fighting terms AND Erectile performance, before anyone cracks a dennis) than you, im sure you can conclude that i really couldn't give a shit. Smile all round then.
Steppy time.
Is that Tommy sleeping next to Mike? Would explain why there's no fucking report. To be fair to him though, not many Australians can use computers so he has done well to get this far. For any of you who cant remember Sundays match, it was shit.
i think that we need someone who is reliable to do the match reports and motm and stuff because tommy isnt doing it on time it needs to be done on a sunday after the game or monday night the latest i think he is taking the piss a bit leaving it this long. he is probably to busy rising at people but i suppose thats just the person he is
never mind
i would just like to say i'm in a seperate bed after a heavy night in amsterdam its my mate hu you should be mocking for takin the pic of me sleeping lol
You lot aren't the most observant of people are you?
i had failed to change the dates & teams for 'latest result' & 'MOTM' & not one of you informed me.
Plebs.
Freeman has penned a match report but i have yet to write it up. I have been far to busy wanking. I wuold write it up tonight but i am rather tired so cant be arsed. It will be done soon, perhaps tomorrow.
News & league table update.
Yes M Duff is in bed with another man.
Steppy Time.
Why is there no match report from Sunday? Is it because nothing actually happened?
News Updated!
Updates - Match reports, fixtures & results, league table.
haha news update is good,nearly as funny as seeing freeman naked
News Updated - Click on Trev! Bong!
Were's my quote from yesterday at trainging, saying "I'm actually enjoying this" :D great british weather can't beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello
I have actually amended it but have pasted the wrong copy onto here. It has been changed now!
Tommy, marks out of ten on the Goldington Ath report please. I can tell that you just copied and pasted it and didn't even read it first.
Match Reports Updated - Evolution Reserves & Goldington Athletic.
I have never had an STI mate, i once had AIDS, but unlike Newman, I ran it off :)
Just to let you all know, everyone has to be sign on by 1st March, no more after that! So if you know any goons who want to join get them to training tommorrow!!
I have crabs.
i hear that duffs has had all sti and so had andy.
Updates - Fixtures/Results & News. Need all your info for the STI/STDleague, e-mail me!!!!!!!!!!
Great news artical Tommy, professional and informative :)
Oh & player profiles - Duffy & Hoare i believe??
Updates 16/02/09 - News, Good Times, Fixtures/Results
I man who goes by the name of Trisha, asking me why hes a gay??? Ask Dominique mate
why we all gay andy?
News also Updated 09/02/09
Fixtures/Good Times/Archive Updated - 09/02/2009 & Yes Andy, we are all gay.
all of you are gays
nice work tommy.
Well done tommy,site is looking good mate,keep it up
Tittums and nips lads, Tittums and nips.
News Updated - 28/01/09 - Videos & more to be added soon. Haven't the time today. Need some fuckin' sleep.
Match Reports Updated - 27/01/09
Match Reports & news updated - 21/01/09
Fixtures Added, News Updated - 21-01-09
League, News & Squad Updated - 19/01/09
Player Profiles Have Been Updated!
good job tommy but could u please use a different picture for my profile. thanks
Hello dweebs! Here it is! I am getting there slowly! There is still lots for me to add & update, i will asap! If you any comments or suggestions, for content etc. then just email me at idontgiveashit@nolisten.com
Happy days.
Peace